Monday, February 22, 2010

The Twelve Steps of CAS

1. We admitted that we were indeed crazy - that's the reason for the weird stares.


2. Came to believe that we were made this way and must embrace it.


3. Made a decision to make the best of it and turn our will and lives over to the crazy side.


4. Made a list of our best crazy stunts.


5. Admitted to ourselves and to everyone within earshot that we are damn proud of being this way.


6. Were entirely ready to perfect our crazy doings.


7. Humbly giggled in the face of the sane.


8. Made a list of all sane persons and became willing to drag them to the crazy side.


9. Made direct attempts at banishing other's sanity unless doing so would cause ourselves harm.


10. Continued to succumb to the crazy impulses and documented such actions.


11. Sought through friendships with others who share the same love for all things crazy, ways to improve our own craziness.


12. Having had this acceptance of crazy, tried to implement into every walk of life and continued to lure others to join us.